Jack Barakat: I don't care how I met you, all that matters is I did, Beauty isn't judged by the size of your jeans, Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right, Do what makes you happy, think later....
Also Jack Barakat: BOOBS, PeNIS, MACARENA, HERPES!!, SEx, YOUR MOM HOOKERS, DID I SAY PENIS ALREADY? PENIS.. RAVENS, KIM PossIBLE..